Arrest warrants have been issued by FIA against PM Nawaz Sharif, Defence Minister Khawaja Asif, Railways Minister Khawaja Saad Rafique, Punjab Minister Rana Sanaullah and the Interior Minister Ch. Nisar Ali Khan after receiving orders from the last named minister to arrest and take action against all those “dishonouring” Army.
The Interior Minister’s office has provided to the FIA all videos and transcripts of all the speeches by the aforesaid accused, in which they were seen and heard hurling abuses, with full gusto and abandon, at the Pakistan Army and it’s leadership.
In another related developed, the Prime Minister has been designated a Proclaimed offender after having absconded to China!
This was disclosed by FIA Inspector Maafi Khan in an on and off the record story leaked to DAWN by a mysterious lady whose call was traced to a secret media cell in the PM house. When asked about further details. The lady tweeted “what’s the loadshedding status in your area?”
DG FIA, Kuch Nahee Puthaa Khan, said as always.
“Hum investigation kurr rahaen haen. Ubhee Tuk Kuch Nahee puthaa. Laykin sumujh nahee ayee Load shedding ka kiu poocha? ”
Ch. Nisar didn’t respond to tweets even from DG ISPR!
FIA has warned all wig sellers not to harbour Ch. Nisar. He’s considered more dangerous without his wig!
(this is a piece of satire lest an FIR is registered against me 🙂 )
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